yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

macaronivevo:

macaronivevo:

I like my men tall, dark, and handsome

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teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

beaucoupshade:

real friendship

beaucoupshade:

real friendship

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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u wot mVIII
roman era British saying. (via jethroq)

lasagnababy:

i can hear my mom asking around for this pineapple but im not giving it up until im done taking selfies with it

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

sojustkeepholdingon:

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

no this is warped tour

sojustkeepholdingon:

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

no this is warped tour