reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired
i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror
WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
im eager to meet some of you irl, if only because i also want to fight you irl
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
Reading some dumb shit on this website like