my afternoon routine includes: walking in from school, grabbing food, throwing my bag down, laying on my bed eating then falling asleep until dinner.
|—||ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust)|
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
"talk dirty to me"
Look at this child.
can acne not do the thing where it exists
people who think it’s funny to disrespect teachers really upset me
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.